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Comedy of the Uncommon

South Atlantic, approaching the Canaries: 1873

The greater the risk- the greater the reward.  No.  The risk is there for a reason.  Maybe it ant real.  Most likely- it is.  Plenty want that reward.  But few are chosen.  Why is this.  One day I wake up a Raven.  Chaska say she has silver bars for ballast and run like shit through a pipe.  Thabo fire up second engine below and all the buoys run to their marks.  Show time.  We come out of the sun.  Risk is we start an international incident.  Chaska say they see our smoke signal.  No.  She is bound for Madrid inland.  Goya lived there once. Chaska see picture at once.

National sloops of war protect the family and show the flag.  Thabo know this and say so to his mates over clatter rumble chunka hiss turn of pounding twin screws.  Henry James. Dart closed the deal swiftly and the family was rewarded for their secrets and silence.  Ja Schwarzkopf will make us better fish.  Now Tom catch that midnight train to Charleston.  Don wanna be no fish boss.  You had dem cards anyhow so why you leave day all naked to sleep with they wishes.  Chaska say they have plenty Spanish trouble soon.  We pay them back for horses.  We come in stone canoe plenty sunset long ago.

Imperialism is quite normal.  It’s what civilized nations do.  Nothing more than big fish stealing from the little fish.  Law of the jungle they say.  They think it is science.  They read books and shit.  Nothing wrong with that.  Thabo say a nigger read pick up plenty say Chaska listening to the wireless.  Luck of the draw say Henry shuffling the deck.  You cut.   Humbuggery boss.  You cheat.  No see um say Chaska.  Best kind of cheat.  Cooke bankrupt say the wire.  All the Buoys smile.  Union business back home.  Ho Buoys cantcha line em thump a Thabo. 

But they can’t drive steal like me. Behind the Shenandoah: 1973

Beanfield Hank say fuck helicopters.  But them cobra boys was good fun.  Good aircav too as far as that shit goes.  But the B-52 fucks delivered ordinance.  Like dump truck drivers.  And they believed all that stop communism shit or said they did.  Stupid cocksuckers.  Cobra boys were bad enough.  If they missed they could wipe out a whole village.  These faggots wiped out a whole motherfucking province.  All the dinks in town had dead family.  What would you…  Just what I did say the Hobo.    Slow-motion train wreck.  Opening time.   

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